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( Horn honking )
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I'm Alex mack.
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I was just an average kid
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until an accident
changed my life.
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And since then...
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Nothing's been the same.
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( Zapping )
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My best friend Ray
thinks it's cool.
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My sister Annie
thinks I'm a science project.
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I can't let anyone else know.
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Not even my parents.
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I know the Chemical Plant
wants to find me
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and turn me into
some experiment.
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But you know something?
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I guess
I'm not so average anymore.
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We've got
to do something, Ray.
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I can't let Annie find me.
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What's the deal?
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It's my dad's father-daughter
golf tournament.
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Annie wants me to be
the daughter.
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I hate golf.
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Golf is cool.
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I happen to be
a 38 handicap.
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[Annie]
Alex?
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I hate mini-golf
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and they have
windmills.
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Well, Annie's
a daughter, too.
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Let her be the daughter.
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[Annie]
Alex!
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Cover me.
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[Annie]
Alex?
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Alex, you in here?
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Alex!
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Hey.
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( Sighing )
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Ladies and gentlemen,
to the first tee, George Mack!
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Honey,
what do you think?
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You're going out
looking like that?
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It's all I have
in the house
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and who knows if I'll
ever play again?
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Besides, it's traditional
golfing attire.
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George...
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No golf in the house.
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( Clears throat )
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So, where are the girls?
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I believe they're outside.
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How long has it been since
you've played golf?
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25 years,
give or take
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but the tournament has nothing
to do with how good you are.
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It gives the
employees a chance
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to get together,
have a few laughs
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bond with
middle management.
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It doesn't hurt
to score points
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with Fred Pratt, the new head of R and D
-- politics.
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He's upset I got
the GC-161 assignment.
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I want to try
to smooth things over.
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Does it matter to you
that your daughters
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have no interest
in playing golf?
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They've never played.
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Maybe they'll like it.
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Besides, today we're just
going to hit a bucket of balls.
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No big deal,
tomorrow's the tourney.
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Anyway, you're the one
who's always telling me
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I need to spend more
time with the girls.
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Well, this is
quality time.
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Right-- George, you need
to rotate your hips
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and swing
through the ball.
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So, who's my partner,
Annie or Alex?
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I believe they're
discussing that right now.
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Alex, I'm not stupid.
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[Ray]
That's not Alex.
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I'm telling you--
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That's just some puddle.
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Raymond, please, she owes me.
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I let her borrow my jacket.
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I baby-sat
the milligans' two terrors
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when she wanted
to see Ruinator 3.
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I was the one
that did the sack race
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with Dad at
the Company Luau.
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You didn't tell me
about the Luau.
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Come on, Alex.
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Hi, girls.
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Time to get out
to the driving range.
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Who's my partner?
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Ooh, I'd love to, Dad
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but I have some
things to do.
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Alex is your partner.
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Okay, Alex, let's roll.
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Good! Now, remember
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this means a lot to Dad.
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It's a business thing.
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Be your smiling self
and you'll be fine.
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I just have to hit
the ball, right?
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Yeah, and I think you
have to wear a sweater.
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Oh, well.
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It won't be so bad.
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What do you mean?
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I have one word
for you:
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Golf carts.
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Well, okay,
that was a nice swing, honey.
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I kept my head down.
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Yes, but you have to
transfer your weight.
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Here, let me show you.
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Nice easy stance.
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Head down,
slow backswing.
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Left arm straight.
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Well, the important thing
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is that we're
out here together.
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You and me,
father and daughter.
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We'll have a great time
in the tourney tomorrow.
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Mm-hmm. So when can we
ride the golf carts?
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Not yet.
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Practice makes perfect.
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Ray said the golf carts are fun.
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Well, Ray's not here, is he?
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Slow down your backswing
this time.
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Don't you like
the golf carts?
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We'll talk golf carts
in a bit.
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Right now I want to see
a nice, easy backswing.
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[Man]
Hey, George Mack!
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Fred Pratt-- hey, sport,
how's it going?
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Oh, Fred, this is
my daughter, Alex.
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Good to meet you, Alex.
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My daughter, Monica,
will be along soon.
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She's got quite a game.
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Perhaps the two of you
could get together
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and develop a little
friendly rivalry.
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I think I'll just
get a soda.
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I didn't know you played.
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( Both chuckle )
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Hey, that's, uh, quite
an outfit you've got there.
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Uh, yeah, it's, um,
traditional golfing attire.
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Right. You mind
if I hit one?
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Oh, be my guest.
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Hmm...
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( Sighs )
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Excuse me?
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I'm looking for Watson's
quantum mechanics applied.
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I can't find it.
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The Dewey decimal system
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has let down another customer.
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Let's see,
quantum mechanics
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is that Fords or Chevys?
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Quantum mechanics
isn't about automobiles.
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Here it is.
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Oh, thanks.
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Annie, come on.
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( Zapping )
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( No audio )
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( Honks horn )
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( Honking )
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( Honking )
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[Both]
Whoa!
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( Tires screeching )
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( Yelping )
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( Screaming )
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[Annie] Could you guys
go get the books, please?
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Kevin Mickelman came back
from his physics camp
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and he is
looking good.
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Not only can he solve
some unbelievable equations
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but, for the most part
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his skin has
really cleared up.
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( Sighs, sniffs )
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What did you get
for 11?
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Annie, must you be
such a barbarian?
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I'm telling you
of Kevin's return
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for a very
specific reason.
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You are?
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As you may not know,
he's hosting
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a big D and D on-line
gala this weekend
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and he specifically
told me to invite you.
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Kevin... I'm not sure
I remember him.
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He has a very
sneaky wizard.
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Oh, is he that kid
that they used to call
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"Icky-sticky" Mickelman?
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I never used
to call him that.
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Yes?
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Shh!
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I know you have
a very active social life
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but this is a library.
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I know exactly
where we are, believe me.
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You want me
to call the cops?
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No, I'm sorry, we'll try
to keep it down.
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People like that...
Ugh!
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Georgie,
you going to enter
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the father-daughter
tournament tomorrow
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or stand around
showing off your duds?
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I'm really not sure.
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Not too shabby, huh?
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She's played since
she was six.
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She's also an excellent
tennis player.
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That's great, Fred,
you must be proud.
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I hear promotions
are doing fantastic...
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Monica, hit one
with your five iron.
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Her middle irons are
the strongest part of her game.
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Alex, where
have you been?
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It's a long story.
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( Fred clears throat )
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Have you met my daughter?
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Oh, uh, Alex
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this is Fred's daughter,
Monica Pratt.
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Monica was showing your dad
a thing or two about golf.
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You like golf?
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Oh, yeah,
love it.
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Well, I hope you don't
take after your old man.
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Monica, why don't you
show the Macks
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a thing or two
about the five iron?
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I like the wooden clubs.
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Oh, you do,
do you?
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Yeah, Dad's been teaching me
to slow down my backswing
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and keep my head down.
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[Mr. Mack]
Alex, uh, um...
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Is that right, Dad?
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That's fine, honey.
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Let's go.
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See you on the course
tomorrow.
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( Snorts )
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( Crickets chirping )
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Okay.
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Start at
the beginning.
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There's this guy,
Frank Platt.
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Fred Pratt.
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He was bragging
about his daughter
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what a great golf
player she was
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and Dad felt
really bad.
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I remembered
what you said
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about this meaning
so much to him.
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So I kind of whacked one.
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I have no sympathy for you.
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Now you're stuck.
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I couldn't
help it.
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It's awful, Annie.
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I mean
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do you know how
impossible it is
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to hit
a golf ball?
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You have to keep
your head down
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rotate your hips
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keep your
arm straight.
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Now everyone thinks
I'm a great golf player.
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That doesn't
look right.
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Maybe you're
supposed to
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keep your
hips straight
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and rotate
your neck.
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I would rather do homework
than play golf.
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You have to
go through with
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the tournament
tomorrow.
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I know, but you
should have seen
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the look on Dad's face.
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He looked so... proud.
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No powers, though, right?
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The place is
going to be packed.
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I know.
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( Ball clatters )
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Three... four.
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( Panting )
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I tell you, it was
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the most amazing thing
I have ever seen.
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I've read things
like this.
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Maybe Alex is just
a natural-born golfer.
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You know, Beethoven
never had a lesson.
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I guess.
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And what about you,
how did you play?
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Honestly,
I was miserable.
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I remember now
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why I haven't
played in 25 years.
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It's a terrible game.
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Wait a minute.
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I thought this wasn't
about how good you are.
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This father-daughter
tournament
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was supposed to bring
people from work
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closer together.
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Did you see
Fred Pratt?
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Fred Pratt has
the personality
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of a barnyard animal.
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Oh, George.
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( Grunts ) This
doesn't sound like fun.
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I know. If it
was up to me
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I'd cancel it.
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But it means
so much to Alex.
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You're a good
father, George.
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[Annie]
Golfers leave yet?
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Bright and early.
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I am so excited
about Alex.
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She may have
found something
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she really loves.
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Really loves?
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Something she can
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dedicate herself to.
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You know
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you have your studies
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and your
study friends
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and your study group.
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You're saying I
study too much?
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No, no, that's not
what I meant. Um...
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Maybe I should
broaden my horizons.
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There's many different
types of people
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not everybody
has to be a genius.
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That's what makes
the world go round.
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You have a nice
circle of friends.
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( Rapping at door )
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Hi.
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Hi, Annie.
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Hi, Mrs. Mack.
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Hi... kids.
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Okay,
let's go.
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Bye, Mom.
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Hey, big guy.
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Hey, Scooter!
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Alex, this is
Gordon Kramer.
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We call him Scooter.
Hi.
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Hey, Alex.
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George, that
fungus analysis
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you did last week
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brought a tear
to my eye.
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Thanks, Scooter,
it's nice to know
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it didn't go
unnoticed.
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Oh, beautiful.
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It's almost tee time.
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Got to go.
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See you there
in a minute.
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00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,080
Hey, look
who's here.
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Oh, hello,
Fred.
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How are you
this morning?
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George is trying
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to make friends
with the enemy.
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Little does he know
we will crush them.
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[Announcer]
To the first tee
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will be Monica and Frank Platt.
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They will be followed
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by George and Alex Mack.
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It's Pratt!
Fred Pratt!
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And you two
are going down.
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00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,800
So, are you
having fun?
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00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,480
Oh, yeah, I love it
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hanging out with
all the guys.
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Are you?
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00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,600
Sure. This is
going to be great.
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00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,480
You want to drive
the golf cart?
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Uh, no.
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[Annie]
Pythagoras said that the square
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of the hypotenuse
of a right triangle
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is equal to the sum
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of the square
of its two sides.
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No, the only way to
figure out the hypotenuse
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is to square the legs
of the angle.
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Euclid.
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00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,720
You're mixing the
ideas of euclid
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with those
of Pythagoras.
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00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,480
Neither mentions
the hypotenuse.
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Excuse me?
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I couldn't help
overhearing
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but it was euclid
who proved
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that the sum of the
three interior angles
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equals the sum of
two right angles.
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00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,960
Hey, he's right.
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00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:36,960
I remember
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Professor Stevens
mentioned that.
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What about your
hypotenuse
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Mr. Bossy Boots?
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My hypotenuse?
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I had my hypotenuse
surgically removed.
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00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,440
Huh.
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To tee off, Monica Platts
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then her father, Frank Platts.
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( Applause )
[Mr. Mack] Nice shot.
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00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,640
See how she keeps
her head still?
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00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,880
Yeah, nice.
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00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,080
What a show-off.
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00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,120
( Birds chirping )
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00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,360
( Air hums )
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( Whooshing )
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( Grass rustling )
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I think you need
to rotate your hips
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a bit more,
Mr. Platt.
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00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,160
Come on, Alex.
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That's not very
sportsmanlike.
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[Announcer]
Next up, Alex Mack.
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( Clapping )
Good luck, honey.
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( Ball boinging )
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( Applause )
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00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,720
( Whooshing )
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00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,680
( Whizzing )
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00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,840
Hey!
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00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,400
Hey! Hey!
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00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,920
( Whizzing )
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00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,480
( Quacking )
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00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,160
( Whirring )
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00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,240
Yeah!
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00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,320
( Ball whooshing )
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00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,080
( Clattering )
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00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,640
Yeah!
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00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:38,440
( Cheering and applause )
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00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,600
Well, this isn't a day
I'll soon forget.
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00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,720
Me neither.
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00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,280
18 holes sure seems
like a lot, though.
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00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,080
Why don't they
just make it
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ten or something?
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00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,120
I don't know.
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00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,920
Golf's a weird game.
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We haven't done
anything like this
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just you and me
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00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,440
in a long time.
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00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,920
Are you sure you
don't want to drive?
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00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,880
Positive.
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00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,480
Yesterday I
could have sworn
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00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,680
you wanted to drive.
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00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,600
Skipper, what are
you doing here?
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00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,720
The whole tournament
is on the line.
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00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,720
Oh, hey, Scooter.
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00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,000
We just
weren't that...
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Interested.
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Oh, well, interested or not
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Pratt's on the 18th.
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And if he misses this putt
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you guys win.
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00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280
We do?
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00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,680
Thanks,
Scooter.
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00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,000
Hey, hello.
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00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Hey.
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00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,400
Um, you got a minute?
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00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,320
I think the library
will survive.
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00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,800
For a minute.
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00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,680
I just wanted to apologize
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00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,800
for my friends.
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00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,800
For?
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00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,440
Being snobs.
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00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,360
See, we're all in the gifted
program at West High
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00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,320
and Rona
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00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,680
actually, all of us
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00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,120
well, we kind of assumed
that you were just...
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00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,920
You saw me
empty garbage
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00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,720
and dust
and file books.
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00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,480
You thought I was
less than a genius.
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00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,200
Bryce.
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00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,840
I'm Annie Mack.
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00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,920
Well, Annie Mack
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00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,440
you know the first
thing they teach you
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when you get a job
at the library?
439
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,720
What?
440
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,360
Don't judge a book
by its cover.
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00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,240
I'm off in
a few minutes.
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00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:33,960
Wait up.
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00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,400
I'll walk with you.
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00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,280
Okay.
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00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,240
( Applause )
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00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,880
[Mr. Mack]
Apparently, the winner
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00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,200
is automatically entered
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00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,960
in next week's
father-daughter tournament
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00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,320
in Pittsfield
gardens.
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00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,320
That means
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00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,760
if Pratt misses
the putt
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00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,680
it's us?
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00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,000
Would you mind
if we lost?
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00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,960
Would you?
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00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,920
I asked
you first.
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00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,200
Well...
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00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,680
Not really.
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00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,200
Me neither.
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00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,160
Really?
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00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,760
I don't like
golf, Dad.
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00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,360
I just thought
you did.
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00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,440
I didn't really
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00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,920
but I thought
you did.
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00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,920
I didn't want
to disappoint you.
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00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:21,640
Oh.
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00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,080
( Air vibrating )
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00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,520
( Air hissing )
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00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,280
( Air pulsates )
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00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,120
( Cheering )
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00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,480
That was a close one.
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00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,800
( Whooping )
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00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,520
( Laughing )
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00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,520
Thank you.
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00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,760
Thank you
very much.
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00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,240
I couldn't
have done it
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00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,600
without the help
of my daughter.
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00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,640
Excuse me.
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00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,000
Mack!
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00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,480
Mack! Hey!
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00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,560
Good game.
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00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,080
It was the
most bizarre
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00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,760
round of golf
I ever played
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00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,720
but you showed me
something.
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00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,680
You're a heck
of a competitor.
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00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,080
So's your
daughter.
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00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,240
Thanks,
Fred.
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00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,800
I'll see you
Monday, huh?
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00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,760
Monday it is.
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00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,880
Okay!
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00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,360
( Applause )
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Captioned by Grant Brown